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[Jan. 1st, 2012|01:00 am] |
Harry/Ron stories - here and here and here and here and here and here.
Luke/Malachy and Malachy/Michelle stories - here.
My '100' Harry/Rons at fanfic100 - here.
And as a Novella - here.
My Harry/Rons to accompany wanderingbusker's eyecandy - here.
Ron drabbles - here.
Ron/Hermione stories - here and here.
Harry/Ginny and other 'possible' stories - here and here.
Impossible pairings - here and here and Trio here. |
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| Sunday Morning - M/M - PG-13 |
[Dec. 20th, 2005|01:00 am] |
Title: Sunday Morning
Author: ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) shocolate
Pairing: Malachy/Michelle
Words: 172
Rating: PG-13
Warning : actual SPOILERS for Cherrybomb.
We finally have a Malachy/Michelle fic.
This fandom is gonna have shipping wars.
Canon shipping wars.
I have no idea where this bunny came from, or even if it works. Or why this was the first het ficlet I've managed.
( Sunday Morning ) |
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| Arses and Associated Imagery - L/M - PG-13 |
[Dec. 6th, 2005|01:00 am] |
Title: Arses and Associated Imagery
Author: shocolate
Pairing: Luke/Malachy
Words: 2093
Rating: PG-13
Warning : actual SPOILERS for Cherrybomb, not just speculation, early in the fic.
So.
Jinx.
I finally managed to get them together.
This is for emmacmf, for coming to see the film with me and squeaking in all the right places.
Fandom total : 5 people.
( Arses and Associated Imagery ) |
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| Extra Whipped Cream - L/M - PG-13 |
[Dec. 5th, 2005|01:00 am] |
Title: Extra Whipped Cream
Author: shocolate
Pairing: Luke/Malachy
Words: 100
Rating: PG-13
Warning : actual SPOILERS for Cherrybomb, not just speculation.
For my fellow shipmates on HMS Padlock – written in the café at the Titanic Leisureplex Valley Leisure Centre.
( Extra Whipped Cream ) |
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| That Smile - L/M - PG-13 |
[Dec. 4th, 2005|01:00 am] |
Title: That Smile
Author: shocolate
Pairing: Luke/Malachy
Words: 100
Rating: PG-13
Warning : actual SPOILERS for Cherrybomb, not just speculation.
( That Smile ) |
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| Making the Green One Red - L/M - PG-13 |
[Dec. 3rd, 2005|01:00 am] |
Title: Making the Green One Red
Author: shocolate
Pairing: Luke/Malachy pre-slash
Words: 100
Rating: PG-13 for language
Warning : actual SPOILERS for Cherrybomb, not just speculation.
( Making the Green One Red ) |
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| Beautiful Plumage - L/M - PG-13 |
[Dec. 2nd, 2005|01:00 am] |
Title: Beautiful Plumage
Author: shocolate
Pairing: Luke/Malachy pre-slash
Words: 427
Rating: PG-13 for language
Warning : actual SPOILERS for Cherrybomb, with actual dialogue, not just speculation.
For hpuckle, for bravely meeting HMS Padlock's three BNFs in Belfast… this is your chance to write the definitive Malachy/Michelle, babe - and then we can have shipping wars!
( Beautiful Plumage ) |
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| Pride Cometh - L/M - R |
[Dec. 1st, 2005|01:00 am] |
Title: Pride Cometh
Author: shocolate
Pairing: Luke/Malachy
Words: 413
Rating: R
Warning : actual SPOILERS for Cherrybomb, including quoted dialogue, not just speculation.
For my beloved oncelikeshari and scribhneoir1…thank you for seeing an amazing film with me… we should do it again, some time… look at me, dedicating a fic to the entire fandom!
( Pride Cometh ) |
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| Fairies - H/R - R |
[Jun. 9th, 2005|01:00 am] |
Title: Fairies
Author :shocolate
Pairing(s): Harry/Ron
Words : 708
Rating: R
Written for kaalee and emmacmf, who asked nicely.
( Fairies ) |
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| Proposition - H/R - NC-17 |
[Jun. 8th, 2005|01:00 am] |
Title: Proposition
Author :shocolate
Pairing(s): Harry/Ron
Words : 561
Rating: NC-17
Written for kerryblaze as Repeal Proposition 8 comment porn.
( Proposition ) |
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| Even a Startled Crockle Needs Somebody to Love - H/R/L - NC-17 |
[Jun. 7th, 2005|01:00 am] |
Title: Even a Startled Crockle Needs Somebody to Love
Author :shocolate
Pairing(s): Harry/Ron/Luna
Words : 6326
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ron has family coming out of his ears. Luna is an only child, and she knows how Harry feels. Not that she'd feel him without discussing it with Ron, first.
Written for midnightblue88 for the 2009 ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif) wizard_love - I don't think I managed to hit a single THING in your request, except for the pairing, so please forgive me and admire the naked boys.
Many thanks to Super!M, my beta of betas.
( Even a Startled Crockle Needs Somebody to Love ) |
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| All-Seeing Eye - H/R - NC-17 |
[Jun. 6th, 2005|01:00 am] |
Title: All-Seeing Eye
Author: shocolate
Pairing: Harry/Ron, mention of Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny and Ron/Lavender, just like in the books, because they're canon.
Words: 4012
Rating: NC-17
Written for the 2008 hprwfqf, where my claim was : For Harry, Ron is willing to try anything once.
Also, the fest was cleverly and subtly timed to end on March 1st so we can all wallow in the Ron-love.
Ron Weasley.
Look at him!
Isn't he gorgeous at 29?? Is he starting to fret about turning 30?
Oh, look, and Rose and Hugo have toddled in with burnt breakfast in bed!
And Hermione has Petrificus Totalised them and Wingardium Leviosaed them back to bed… what? No? What's the point of being a witch if you can't safely and humanely petrify your children while you lick icing off your husband?
Happy birthday, you beautiful, loyal, brave, lazy, beautiful man.
( All-Seeing Eye ) |
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| Chocolate Sauce - R - H/R |
[Jun. 5th, 2005|01:00 am] |
Title: Chocolate Sauce
Author: shocolate
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Words: 1360
Rating: R
Written for my beloved emmacmf - why I had to go all the way to NYC to fall madly in love with her, I have no idea.
( Chocolate Sauce ) |
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| The Adventures of Harry's Cock - H/R - NC-17 |
[Jun. 4th, 2005|01:00 am] |
Title: The Adventures of Harry's Cock
Author: shocolate
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Words: 1219
Rating: NC-17
Happy Square Birthday, darling abigail89!!
It's the only highlight of one's forties… those chits of girls in their twenties don't appreciate the good deal they have, while they have it… 25:square, 27:cube, 28:perfect !
Lucky bitches.
Cherish it.
Like we cherish you.
( The Adventures of Harry's Cock ) |
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| How Many Holes Has An Ocarina Got? - H/R - NC-17 |
[Jun. 3rd, 2005|01:00 am] |
Title: How Many Holes Has An Ocarina Got?
Author: shocolate
Pairing: Harry/Ron (and Ron/Hermione, which I'm only warning for because I'll post it on harry_and_ron, but it's against my moral code to warn for mentions of canon and perfect shagging, and now I'm grumpy)
Words: 3908
Rating: NC-17
For my oncelikeshari, for your birthday.
2009.
The Year of Grint.
It's gonna be extraordinary.
I have a bucket ready.
( How Many Holes Has An Ocarina Got? ) |
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| Five Is An Odd Number - H/R - NC-17 |
[Jun. 2nd, 2005|02:00 am] |
TITLE: Five Is An Odd Number
AUTHOR: shocolate
RATING: NC-17
WORDS: 17,482
SUMMARY: Why isn't there a book of all the ridiculous things that you just don't find out, being dragged up by Muggles?
DISCLAIMER: The Harry Potter and Ron Weasley portrayed within are fictional and of age and can fondle and probe whatever they want to; they do not belong to me, they just make my life worth living.
WARNINGS: Mentions of various canon and as-canon-as-Harry/Ron pairings, which means het pairings, obviously. Also, oodles of rimming.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Written for bestmates_xmas, for shes_gone - my sweet, you asked for such, such loveliness, and I had a ball writing for you… even if it ended up being just a little bit… strange… but the Wizarding World is a very strange place… So many thanks to my magicofisis & mrsquizzical for the beta.
part one
( Five Is An Odd Number ) |
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| Five Is An Odd Number - H/R - NC-17 |
[Jun. 2nd, 2005|01:00 am] |
TITLE: Five Is An Odd Number
AUTHOR: shocolate
RATING: NC-17
WORDS: 17,482
SUMMARY: Why isn't there a book of all the ridiculous things that you just don't find out, being dragged up by Muggles?
DISCLAIMER: The Harry Potter and Ron Weasley portrayed within are fictional and of age and can fondle and probe whatever they want to; they do not belong to me, they just make my life worth living.
WARNINGS: Mentions of various canon and as-canon-as-Harry/Ron pairings, which means het pairings, obviously. Also, oodles of rimming.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Written for bestmates_xmas, for shes_gone - my sweet, you asked for such, such loveliness, and I had a ball writing for you… even if it ended up being just a little bit… strange… but the Wizarding World is a very strange place… So many thanks to my magicofisis & mrsquizzical for the beta.
( Five Is An Odd Number ) |
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| Handcuffs - H/R - NC-17 |
[Jun. 1st, 2005|01:00 am] |
Title: Handcuffs
Author: shocolate
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Words: 2432
Rating: NC-17
My day again, my lovely magicofisis… I picked Christmas Day because I am such a bah humbug, and will need cheering up with attractive arses as much as anyone else!
I don't know what else you got for Christmas, but I cannot imagine anything nicer than Harry and Ron rubbing their bits together.
Many thanks to the wonderful mrsquizzical for the blue and purple beta.
( Handcuffs ) |
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| Curriculum Vitae - H/R - NC-17 |
[May. 31st, 2005|01:00 am] |
Title: Curriculum Vitae
Author: shocolate
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Words: 600
Rating: NC-17
Written for the lovely fitzette, who has been applying for jobs and asking for drabble porn… I hope she doesn’t get the two things mixed up…
( Curriculum Vitae ) |
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| Plumbing - H/R - NC-17 |
[May. 30th, 2005|01:00 am] |
Title: Plumbing
Author: shocolate
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Words: 1558
Rating: NC-17
For my kerryblaze, for her intra-Equine birthday.
Oh, princess, I have no words.
Tell the cats I'll see them in February.
( Plumbing ) |
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