Chocolate **** Although he still mocked their lack of any movement, Ron had a real thing for Muggle chocolate and biscuits.
At first, his consumption was limited by Harry's Muggle shopping trips, but he'd got the hang of Muggle money since working undercover, and Harry was used to the larder being full of Muggle food.
He was fine with seeing Ron deep throating a Mars Bar, though he drew the line at being buggered with one.
Ron's latest hobby was stripping the chocolate off chocolate biscuits, and Harry had to admit that he was talented.
They were listening to a game on the WWN, and Ron was lying on the couch, with his head in Harry's lap. He had a two finger family pack of Kit Kats on his chest and was carefully nibbling the chocolate off each fingers and handing Harry the naked biscuits.
"How is this fair?" Harry asked, twirling Ron's hair between his fingers and eating his chocolateless biscuit.
"Because," Ron said, happily separating a small sheet of chocolate, "you get to watch me being sexy with the whole oral/chocolate thing."
"That's sexy, is it?" Harry asked.
Ron picked up another finger and carefully sucked at the chocolate, thrusting it suggestively between his lips.
"OK, that has a certain something," Harry admitted.
Ron turned onto his side and nuzzled Harry's cock through his boxers.
"Off," he said and Harry awkwardly pushed them down his thighs, past his lap full of Ron.
Ron parted his chocolatey lips and took Harry in his mouth.
"Hmmm," Harry murmured. "'S'good."
"Hmmm," Ron hummed, wriggling backwards as Harry hardened and lengthened in his mouth and nudged him in the throat.
Harry sighed happily, brushing Ron's hair out of his face to watch his talented tongue and lips working.
Ron pulled back and grinned up at him.
"What?" Harry said.
Ron reached for a Kit Kat and unwrapped it.
"Ron?" Harry asked.
Breaking it in two, Ron held a chocolatey finger alongside Harry's cock and engulfed them both in his hot, wet mouth.
"Fuck, Ron," Harry breathed.
Ron closed his eyes as he sucked, the chocolate melting and covering Harry's shaft as Ron bobbed his head and swirled his tongue.
"You win," Harry gasped. "Sexyverysexy."
Ron smirked as he sucked harder, one hand pressed against Harry's breastbone to hold him in place as he writhed under his enthusiastic mouth.
Harry swore loudly as he came and Ron swallowed his mouthful, with added chocolate.
"Excellent," Ron said, sitting up and wiping his mouth.
"Superb," Harry moaned, tucking himself back into his boxers.
Harry stole a kiss and went into the kitchen for a beer.
"Drink?" he asked Ron, leaning over the arse height breakfast bar.
"No," Ron said. "Chocolate biscuits."
"Haven't you had enough chocolate?" Harry asked, shaking his head.
"Never," Ron laughed.
"Chocolate Hob Nob?" Harry asked.
"Na," Ron said. "Get me a bourbon, would'ya babe?"