Gay, gloriously gay - H/R - R
Title: Gay, gloriously gay
Author: shocfix
Pairing: Gryffindor Boys
Rating: R
Words : 300

OK!!

My daughter has been rehearsing ‘Oliver!’ for months now, and I just had to do this!

It’s not as bad as ‘Annie’, and the fic isn’t as good as Tomorrow!


Gay, gloriously gay
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[Gryffindor Boys]
Is it worth the waiting for?
If we live 'til eighty four
All we ever get is gi...rls!
Ev'ry day we say our prayer --
Will they change the bill of fare?
Still we get the same old gi...rls!
There is not a cock, not a prick can we find,
Can we beg, can we borrow, or cadge,
But there's nothing to stop us from getting a thrill
When we all close our eyes and imag...ine

We’re…
Gay, gloriously gay!
Hermione’s disgusted!
While we're all ‘that way’ --
Dean’s ‘sausage’ and custard!
Seamus playing with Neville’s ‘toys’!
As the lights are dimming.
Ron he really so enjoys --
Harry’s rimming!

Gay, gloriously gay!
We're anxious to try it.
Three blow jobs a day --
Our favourite diet!

Just picture a great big cock --
Hard, proud on display.
Oh, gay,
Wonderfully gay,
Marvellously gay,
Gloriously gay.

Gay, gloriously gay!
What is there more handsome?
Gulped, swallowed or sprayed --
Still worth a king's ransom.
What is it we dream about?
What brings on a sigh?
Rimmed arses and cream, about
Six feet high!

Gay, gloriously gay!
Eat right through the menu.
Just loosen your belt
Two inches and then you
Work up a new appetite.
Cocks, they bob and sway --
We’re gay,
Once again, gay
Fabulously gay,
Gloriously gay.

Gay, gloriously gay!
Don't care what it shocks like --
Camp!
Flamingly!
Gay!
Don't care what the cock's like.
Just thinking of cocks grown fat --
Our senses go reeling.
One moment of knowing that
Full-up feeling!

Gay, gloriously gay!
What wouldn't we give for
That extra inch more --
That's all that we live for.
Why should we be fated to
Do nothing that way?
We’re gay,
Magically gay,
Wonderfully gay,
Marvellously gay,
Fabulously gay,

[Harry]
Beautifully gay,

[Gryffindor Boys]
Gloriously gay!