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shocfix ([info]shocfix) wrote,
@ 2003-02-05 01:00:00

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Entry tags:2007, 2007:ron/hermione, ron/hermione

The Sex was In Tents
Title: The Sex was In Tents
Author: [info]shocolate
Pairing: Hermione
Words: 469
Rating: NC-17

Written for my lovely [info]yaaronet, who totally gets credit for the title....


The Sex was In Tents
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Hermione had never been to a music festival before, and even the most embarrassing pictures of her parents from the late sixties didn’t prepare her for the Real Glastonbury.

Not the real Muggle Glastonbury; not the weak beer and awful toilets happening on the far side of the hill. The Wizarding version had far better beer and far better tents, although the music still set her teeth on edge.

After a day of drinking far more than she was used to, turning down mysterious substances from people she thought would know better, and a pretty uninteresting conversation with a drunk and earnest young man, she decided to go back to her tent for a nap.

Waving her friend off as he went to return someone’s Floo, she curled up in her bunk to rest her spinning head.

She had barely slept for half an hour when a knock at the front flap disturbed her, and her clumsy admirer tripped into the tent with a firewhiskey in each hand.

Shaking her hair out of her eyes, she sat up and made room for him on the bunk. He handed her a drink and they sipped in companionable silence for a while, before he reached over and took her hand.

She blinked slowly as she watched his fingers stroking hers and was just about to ask if he wanted to see whoever was playing on the main stage when he leant closer and asked her if she fancied some no strings attached sex, just for the fun of it.

While not usually one for doing anything just for the fun of it, she had had a lot to drink and her head was pounding in time to the music outside the tent, so she reached up for his kiss and his hands tangled in her hair and he pushed her back on her bunk.

She really hadn’t intended to have any kind of sex at all, and had a single bunk and no sort of contraception with her, but she let him half undress and frot against her hip while his fingers slid inside her knickers and explored.

She lay dreamily under him, enjoying the way he moved against her and the way he muttered and groaned as he brought her to a gasping climax and then came on her shirt.

She frowned at his awkward attempts to clean her up and tuck her in and watched him zip up his jeans.

“Fancy seeing who’s playing?” he asked, nodding towards the music throbbing through what she only now realised was a wide open tent flap.

“I think I’ll go back to sleep,” she said, snuggling down in her bunk and smiling to herself at the smells of sex. “You go and listen. Don’t be too noisy when you get back, Ron.”



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[info]yaaronet
2007-10-25 07:58 pm UTC (link)
The Sex was In Tents

*grins and feels clever and punny all over again*

oh! The hand! LOL! and asked her if she fancied some no strings attached sex, just for the fun of it. *gigglesnorts*

but she let him half undress and frot against her hip while his fingers slid inside her knickers and explored

*nods* Yes, she is very generous and kind our Hermione.

and of course it's Ron. *loves inebriated stranger-in-the-night!Ron*

*loves you madly*

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[info]shocolate
2007-10-25 08:34 pm UTC (link)
Ah, of course it's Ron - I tried leaving it mysterious, but Ron looked at me with big sad eyes and doesn't like his girl sleeping with anyone else!

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[info]mrsquizzical
2007-10-25 08:38 pm UTC (link)
of course!

*nods*

bless him!

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[info]attilatehbun
2007-10-25 08:20 pm UTC (link)
Delightful. Love the 'stroking fingers' bit; nice little prelude. XD And yay for punny!

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-25 08:24 pm UTC (link)
Sometimes in the evenings, we talk about the thing that made us happiest today - looks like we have today's winner. Happy drunk Hermione at a music festival with her Ron is a good thing!
irislock on LJ
*is too lazy to log in*

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[info]lnalvgd
2007-10-25 08:27 pm UTC (link)
A tribute to Yaara!

Very clever indeed!!

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[info]trubbleclef
2007-10-25 08:28 pm UTC (link)
Nice.

I love the image of Ron drunkenly frotting her.

I wouldn't change my shirt, either.

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[info]mrsquizzical
2007-10-25 08:37 pm UTC (link)
shocolate and yaara? two of my very favourite people. YAY!

i'm so glad it was ron. i know it would be fun for hermione to just let her hair down and live a little, but... yeah, i'm glad it was ron.

heee!

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[info]abigail89
2007-10-25 08:52 pm UTC (link)
Hee! So, what? No mud? :D

Nice!

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[info]lyras
2007-10-25 10:44 pm UTC (link)
Hee, typical festival messing around, Ron/Hermione style. Yay, lovely!

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[info]leelastarsky
2007-10-25 11:55 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I'm so glad it was Ron!

And my icon is amazingly appropriate. XD

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[info]joron
2007-10-26 02:53 am UTC (link)
I'm so glad that she can have sex with out strings...a girl just need to have fun sometimes!

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[info]midnightblue88
2007-10-26 03:12 am UTC (link)
At first I was frowning over the awkwardness of the title, and then I sounded it out and did the forehead-palm slap and I get it now.

I love her lying there all dreamy, because that's pretty much how it would be if she was drunk. And imagining Ron humping her hip was pretty hilarious.

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[info]nakeefeet
2007-10-26 03:28 am UTC (link)
Wonderful tribute to Yaara!

*wanders off to happy "Ron frotting" place*

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-26 03:57 am UTC (link)
*LOLs @ Drunk Hermione @ Ron*

He's such a gentleman! *snort*

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[info]layla372
2007-10-26 04:15 pm UTC (link)
Sex in tents is always fun.

Of course it was Ron. And are we to believe it was a one time no strings attacted sex. Please, once is never enough of Ron

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-31 01:26 am UTC (link)
You know, I think I have some issues. It took at least three reads of the title to get the joke, 'cause I kept reading it "the sex was in *the* tents" and I kept thinking, "Yeah, so?"

Anyway. This is very cute. Ron is ever adorable. Bravo!

Anoipua

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[info]9t9
2007-12-18 04:09 am UTC (link)
"asked her if she fancied some no strings attached sex, just for the fun of it."

Loved that! Another great one.

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