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shocfix ([info]shocfix) wrote,
@ 2005-05-04 01:00:00

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Ready for Action - H/R - NC-17
Title : Ready for Action
Author : [info]shocfix
For : [info]esporamor
Pairing : Harry/Ron
Prompt : 1st Xmas as a couple but they can't find time alone since they're at the Burrow
Rating : NC-17
Words : 488


Ready for Action
****
“Is there something wrong, Ron?” Molly asked, as he slid back into his place at the breakfast table.

“No, nothing wrong,” he said, reaching for a sausage.

“Something wrong with Mum’s cooking?” Ginny asked.

“’Course not,” Ron said thickly, through a large mouthful.

“’Cos that’s the third time you’ve nipped to the bathroom,” Ginny said. “Thought maybe you’ve got an upset stomach.”

“Thanks for your concern, but no, I’m fine.”

“Then you can help your sister decorate the tree,” Molly said, from the stove.

Ron caught Harry’s eyes and Harry shrugged and Ron muttered, “yes mum.”

He crammed the rest of his sausage in his mouth and followed Ginny from the room.

Harry sighed and took his and Ron’s plates over to the sink.

“Is Ron really OK?” Molly asked.

“He, yes, he’s of course, yes,” Harry said.

“Right,” Molly said. “I’m just worried about him, Harry. It’s his first Christmas since splitting up with Hermione, and I don’t like him being alone.”

“He’s not alone.”

“Oh, I know you take good care of him, dear, but it’s not the same.”

“Well, maybe not, but…”

“Got a minute, Harry?” Ginny called from the doorway.

“Um?”

“Ron’s nipped to the bathroom again, and I need someone to do the gnome. I mean, you’re not really tall enough, but you’ll have to do.”

Harry winced and trailed after her into the lounge, where he meekly followed her instructions until the tree was finished to her satisfaction.

Ron still hadn’t reappeared and Harry, managing to dodge Molly’s request for help with her sprouts, went in search of him.

He had no sooner stepped through the door into Ron’s old bedroom, when he was grabbed and dragged over to the bed.

“Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me,” Ron muttered, dropping his trousers.

“Ron,” Harry protested, “your mum’s downstairs.”

Ron Impeturbed the door and fell to his knees, unzipping Harry’s jeans and unbuckling his belt.

“Don’t care,” Ron said. “It’s been three days, and I can’t stand it.”

“Are you OK?” Harry asked, kicking off his trainers and stepping out of his jeans. “You keep going to the loo.”

“I’m not going to the loo loo,” Ron protested, freeing Harry’s cock and inhaling greedily as he rubbed his cheek against it.

“Then what are you doing?” Harry asked, tangling his fingers in Ron’s hair and enjoying his secret lover’s enthusiastic reaction as his cock hardened.

“Just making sure I’m… you know…” Ron muttered, lapping at the head of Harry’s cock. “But there are too many people in this house, and I can’t get you alone and then we get distracted, and I can’t drag you away and then I get worried about it and I go and check again.”

“Check… what?” Harry asked.

“That I’m,” Ron looked up at him and huffed. “You know, ready for action… backwardsly compatible… so you don’t get any nasty surprises. Now, fuck me!”


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[info]oncelikeshari
2007-11-16 09:44 pm UTC (link)
Backwardsly compatible! *lol*

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[info]shocfix
2007-11-20 12:02 am UTC (link)
*couldn't help it*

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[info]knic26
2007-11-16 10:24 pm UTC (link)
*LOL* That is awesome, and conscientious!

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[info]shocfix
2007-11-20 12:02 am UTC (link)
Ron is a well mannered boy...

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[info]esporamor
2007-11-16 10:33 pm UTC (link)
For : esporamor
O_O You know I kept reading that you said that you may not have time because you had lots of stuff to do so maybe not everyone will get a fic and all that; and so I was absolutely sure that I didn't leave you a Prompt at all, so this really was a surprise. Yay for my horrible memory!

“That I’m,” Ron looked up at him and huffed. “You know, ready for action… backwardsly compatible… so you don’t get any nasty surprises. Now, fuck me!”
He's so considerate! Backwardsly compatible...that's the first time I've read those two words together. Fantastic.

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[info]shocfix
2007-11-20 12:03 am UTC (link)
I think he'd have good manners, yes - merry holidays!

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[info]trubbleclef
2007-11-16 10:40 pm UTC (link)
“Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me,” Ron muttered, dropping his trousers.

Okay! :D

“I’m not going to the loo loo,” Ron protested, freeing Harry’s cock and inhaling greedily as he rubbed his cheek against it.

Cheek rubbing! Oh!

“That I’m,” Ron looked up at him and huffed. “You know, ready for action…"

*sips her bourbon happily*

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[info]shocfix
2007-11-20 12:03 am UTC (link)
I would so rub my cheek on it...

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[info]matroushka
2007-11-16 10:59 pm UTC (link)
Oh, how gorgeous is this! Lucky esporamor :)

“He’s not alone.”
“Oh, I know you take good care of him, dear, but it’s not the same.”


If only she knew - lol!

Ron all eager and ready for action, and constantly getting thwarted...

Backwardsly compatible *snort*

Loved this :D

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[info]shocfix
2007-11-20 12:03 am UTC (link)
I love him eager!!!

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(Anonymous)
2007-11-16 11:10 pm UTC (link)
oh it's Christmas...and I got a present!

I know it's not really for me but any time Ron says fuck me fuck me fuck me it's a present for me.

wait,I'm having to verify I'm human...can I have been found out?

- MatildaBishop

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[info]shocfix
2007-11-20 12:04 am UTC (link)
it's teh gift that keeps on giving!

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[info]hpuckle
2007-11-16 11:27 pm UTC (link)
“Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me,” Ron muttered, dropping his trousers

God, I love Ron when he's desperate!

Haha, backwardsly compatible!

xxx

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[info]shocfix
2007-11-20 12:04 am UTC (link)
That line is canon, I'm pretty sure...

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[info]mrsquizzical
2007-11-16 11:53 pm UTC (link)
christmas already?

hurrah!


yay for sausages cramming into mouths, and harry taking care of ron even if it's "different".

and huzzah for backwardsly compatible. heee!

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[info]shocfix
2007-11-20 12:05 am UTC (link)
Ah, as soon as I've had my birthday, it can be Christmas!

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[info]acciosnitch
2007-11-17 12:19 am UTC (link)
Augh geez, fabulous!

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[info]shocfix
2007-11-20 12:05 am UTC (link)
*curtseys*

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[info]secretsolitaire
2007-11-17 12:43 am UTC (link)
Hee! Cute!

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[info]shocfix
2007-11-20 12:05 am UTC (link)
thank you!

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[info]maple_mahogany
2007-11-17 12:44 am UTC (link)
backwardsly compatible!!!! bwhahahaha!

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[info]shocfix
2007-11-20 12:05 am UTC (link)
ah, someone had to get it !

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(Anonymous)
2007-11-17 01:33 am UTC (link)
“Check… what?” Harry asked.

“That I’m,” Ron looked up at him and huffed. “You know, ready for action… backwardsly compatible… so you don’t get any nasty surprises. Now, fuck me!”


*jaw drops*

*snigger*

Such a considerate, randy Ron!

Three whole days? Bless.

~IamShadow

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[info]shocfix
2007-11-20 12:05 am UTC (link)
he is a very well mannered boy...

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[info]lnalvgd
2007-11-17 01:37 am UTC (link)
backwardsly compatible

O__o

OMG!

That is brilliant!

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[info]shocfix
2007-11-20 12:05 am UTC (link)
*smirks*

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[info]chiarore
2007-11-17 05:12 am UTC (link)
Can it be Christmas for a few months please? :D

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[info]shocfix
2007-11-20 12:06 am UTC (link)
aw, thank you!

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[info]belladonna803
2007-11-17 03:07 pm UTC (link)
Hee hee! Ron is so considerate, what a lucky Harry!! :D

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[info]shocfix
2007-11-20 12:06 am UTC (link)
yes and yes!

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[info]plotbunniofdoom
2007-11-17 04:12 pm UTC (link)
lol

Nice one. :-)

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[info]shocfix
2007-11-20 12:06 am UTC (link)
thank you!

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[info]thenotoriousso4
2007-11-17 05:07 pm UTC (link)
You finally got to use "backwardsly compatible" in a fic! YAY!

This was absolutely adorable, and I can't believe that Molly wouldn't leave them alone for two seconds so they could fuck! How inconsiderate of her!

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[info]shocfix
2007-11-20 12:06 am UTC (link)
I had to do it!

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[info]nakeefeet
2007-11-19 04:47 am UTC (link)
backwardsly compatible

*falls about laughing* FTW!!

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[info]shocfix
2007-11-20 12:06 am UTC (link)
*sniggers*

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[info]irislock
2007-11-21 02:48 am UTC (link)
I have finally remembered my IJ password and can only say - Yay for Christmas shocfix!

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[info]satindolls
2007-11-25 12:33 am UTC (link)
*giggles*

Yes backwardsly compatible. *snorts*

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[info]magicofisis
2008-04-30 12:42 am UTC (link)
That Ron Weasley is so considerate! I adore oblivious!Harry. :D And you.

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