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Unaccustomed as I am… - H/R - NC-17
Title : Unaccustomed as I am…
Author :shocfix
For :cyclonejuliet
Pairing : Harry/Ron
Prompt : the speeches were boring, Harry distracts Ron
Rating : NC-17
Words : 411
Author’s note : I’m afraid it was my Ron that was feeling naughty and doing the distracting – forgive me? - Also, implied canon!het pairing.
Unaccustomed as I am…
****
Arthur’s speech had been rumbling on for twenty minutes and didn’t seem any nearer making its point.
“D’w’I really have to reply to this?” I murmured to Ron out of the corner of my mouth. “Everyone is asleep.”
“Occupational hazard,” Ron whispered.
“This is not my occupation,” I said. “I fight evil.”
“Well, today you are the Groom, and it’s an occupational hazard, and you’ll have to fight Mum if you don’t shut up and concentrate,” Ron sniggered.
“Your mum isn’t evil,” I said.
“It’s her fault the speech is so boring,” Ron murmured. “She vetoed all Dad’s dirty jokes.”
I made a huge effort not to roll my eyes.
“She’s taking this wedding very seriously,” Ron said. “Only time she’ll be Mother of the Bride and all that. She was so careful to keep you and Gin apart, this morning.”
I grunted.
“’Course,” Ron went on, “it’s probably bad luck for the Best Man to bugger the Groom on the morning of the wedding.”
“Shut up, Ron,” I hissed, pinching his thigh under the table.
“I mean,” he said, sliding his hand into my lap and letting his little finger rub against my balls. “It certainly wasn’t on my very detailed list of duties.”
I swallowed hard and adjusted my robes to let my cock fall forward onto his fingers, blessing the Wizarding tradition that meant I was naked beneath them.
“I collected our buttonholes and I picked up our dress robes” Ron said, counting off his duties with fingers pressing on my cock. “I gave the Order of Services to the Ushers and I gave a fantastic rim-job to the Groom.”
“Ron,” I complained, spoiling the stern tone of voice by opening my legs for him.
He engulfed my cock with his large hand and squeezed gently.
“I tied your cravat for you,” he murmured. “And I Tergeod my fingers first, ‘cos they’d been up your arse.”
I whimpered and my cock was rock hard under his clever fingers.
“I give you, the Bride and Groom!” Arthur said brightly.
The whole room turned to raise their glasses to us and Ginny smiled widely at me as they boomed the Bride and Groom!
Ron’s hand slid back into his lap and I adjusted my erection before I had to stand to give my speech.
I glanced at Ron and he grinned at me.
“Just pretend you haven’t already heard my Best Man’s speech, OK, Harry?”
I choked on my champagne.
Title : Unaccustomed as I am…
Author :
shocfixFor :
cyclonejulietPairing : Harry/Ron
Prompt : the speeches were boring, Harry distracts Ron
Rating : NC-17
Words : 411
Author’s note : I’m afraid it was my Ron that was feeling naughty and doing the distracting – forgive me? - Also, implied canon!het pairing.
Unaccustomed as I am…
****
Arthur’s speech had been rumbling on for twenty minutes and didn’t seem any nearer making its point.
“D’w’I really have to reply to this?” I murmured to Ron out of the corner of my mouth. “Everyone is asleep.”
“Occupational hazard,” Ron whispered.
“This is not my occupation,” I said. “I fight evil.”
“Well, today you are the Groom, and it’s an occupational hazard, and you’ll have to fight Mum if you don’t shut up and concentrate,” Ron sniggered.
“Your mum isn’t evil,” I said.
“It’s her fault the speech is so boring,” Ron murmured. “She vetoed all Dad’s dirty jokes.”
I made a huge effort not to roll my eyes.
“She’s taking this wedding very seriously,” Ron said. “Only time she’ll be Mother of the Bride and all that. She was so careful to keep you and Gin apart, this morning.”
I grunted.
“’Course,” Ron went on, “it’s probably bad luck for the Best Man to bugger the Groom on the morning of the wedding.”
“Shut up, Ron,” I hissed, pinching his thigh under the table.
“I mean,” he said, sliding his hand into my lap and letting his little finger rub against my balls. “It certainly wasn’t on my very detailed list of duties.”
I swallowed hard and adjusted my robes to let my cock fall forward onto his fingers, blessing the Wizarding tradition that meant I was naked beneath them.
“I collected our buttonholes and I picked up our dress robes” Ron said, counting off his duties with fingers pressing on my cock. “I gave the Order of Services to the Ushers and I gave a fantastic rim-job to the Groom.”
“Ron,” I complained, spoiling the stern tone of voice by opening my legs for him.
He engulfed my cock with his large hand and squeezed gently.
“I tied your cravat for you,” he murmured. “And I Tergeod my fingers first, ‘cos they’d been up your arse.”
I whimpered and my cock was rock hard under his clever fingers.
“I give you, the Bride and Groom!” Arthur said brightly.
The whole room turned to raise their glasses to us and Ginny smiled widely at me as they boomed the Bride and Groom!
Ron’s hand slid back into his lap and I adjusted my erection before I had to stand to give my speech.
I glanced at Ron and he grinned at me.
“Just pretend you haven’t already heard my Best Man’s speech, OK, Harry?”
I choked on my champagne.