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shocfix ([info]shocfix) wrote,
@ 2005-05-11 01:00:00

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User Instructions - H/R - NC17
Title : User Instructions
Author : [info]shocfix
For : [info]chiarore
Pairing : Harry/Ron
Prompt : reading
Rating : NC-17
Words : 276


User Instructions
****
(i)

“I'm pretty sure it says…” Harry narrowed his eyes. “Suck my cock.”

Ron snorted.

“You reckon?” he said seriously.

“Well, some letters are a bit… faded, but if you kinda tilt your head…”

“Harry?”

“Yeah?”

“I think I’d know if the freckles on my inner thigh spelt out suck my cock.”

“Ron?”

“Yeah?”

“It’s in your best interests to shut up and let me follow the directions.”

“Good point.”

(ii)

“Ron?”

“Hmmm?”

“Have you ever been to Rimini?”

“Where?”

“Rimini.”

“Where’s that?”

“Italy.”

Silence.

Harry bit Ron’s arse cheek one last time and looked up. Ron was peering back at him, over his shoulder.

“What?”

“Can we forget the geography lesson and get back to your mouth on my arse?” Ron asked.

“That’s the thing,” Harry said, idly petting said arse while he spoke.

“What’s what thing?”

“Here,” Harry said, running a fingertip over the swell of a cheek. “It’s very faint, but it either spells ‘Rimini’ or ‘rim me’. So, I wondered if you’d ever been to Italy.”

“Harry?”

“Yes?”

“I’ve never been to Italy.”

“Thank goodness!”

(iii)

“Missed you.”

“Missed you.”

Kisses.

“Not going away again.”

“Two weeks, Harry.”

“Never again.”

Kisses.

Hands beneath clothing.

“Can not stay away from this luscious arse.”

“S’yours.”

“Bend over.”

Silence.

“Ron?”

“Harry?”

“It says ‘Shut up and fuck my arse’ on your left cheek.”

“Does it?”

“It does. It really, really does. You have ‘Shut up and fuck my arse’ tattooed on your left cheek.”

“Well, you spend so much time trying to read user instructions in my freckles, I just thought a simple message would instruct you on just how I want to be used.”


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[info]solstice_muse
2007-12-01 11:44 pm UTC (link)
Fantastic!

And well done Ron *lol*

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[info]shocfix
2007-12-01 11:58 pm UTC (link)
He's a clever boy.

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[info]maple_mahogany
2007-12-01 11:47 pm UTC (link)
He's brilliant!!! I love him and his freckly arse.

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[info]shocfix
2007-12-01 11:58 pm UTC (link)
oh, so do I - I have never wanted to bite a fictional arse more!

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[info]cork
2007-12-01 11:47 pm UTC (link)
I LOVE YOU SHOC. SO MUCH.

Ahaha I am so full of love and happiness right now. And I really do love you.

And I love that Ron's body is giving Harry instructions, and I like this little "Hands beneath clothing." and "Silence." thing you're doing. Just lovely.

*uses porny icon*

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[info]shocfix
2007-12-01 11:59 pm UTC (link)
I love you, too, angel.

Oooh - you liked my literary stuff - yeah, even fewer words than usual.

*dies from love of your icon*

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[info]trubbleclef
2007-12-02 02:24 am UTC (link)
Jesus, that's the first time I've actually seen the tongue thing.

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[info]mrsquizzical
2007-12-01 11:49 pm UTC (link)
heeee. straight to the point! love it!

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[info]shocfix
2007-12-02 12:00 am UTC (link)
no beating... about the... bush?

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[info]mrsquizzical
2007-12-02 12:16 am UTC (link)
*roflmao*

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[info]thesteppyone
2007-12-01 11:53 pm UTC (link)
Yes, very succinct and to the point is Ron.

Nice!

:D

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[info]shocfix
2007-12-02 12:00 am UTC (link)
suck what??

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[info]hpuckle
2007-12-01 11:55 pm UTC (link)
Haha! Brilliant!

“It says ‘Shut up and fuck my arse’ on your left cheek.”

“Does it?”


LMAO, I am in love.

xxx

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[info]shocfix
2007-12-02 12:00 am UTC (link)
Rather risky in teh showers at work...

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[info]earth_dragon
2007-12-02 12:05 am UTC (link)
oh, how much do i love this?!?!? i love the idea f spelling things with ron's freckles.

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[info]shocfix
2007-12-02 12:16 am UTC (link)
I would spend hours studying them...

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[info]chiarore
2007-12-02 12:10 am UTC (link)
OMG! *Flails* This is perfect. Perfect perfect. I have no words. Other than perfect. For so many reasons which would make me sound utterly insane, but it's perfect!

User instructions in his freckles!

Stopping in the middle of sex to figure out what they say!

I am stunned. Perfect.

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[info]shocfix
2007-12-02 12:16 am UTC (link)
You are a joy to write for!

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[info]chiarore
2007-12-02 09:52 am UTC (link)
I just had to come back again and say that this totally made my day! My husband was wondering why I was acting all foolish and cheerful after some nasty news... haha :)

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[info]lnalvgd
2007-12-02 12:14 am UTC (link)
Ron is brilliant helping Harry out with clear instructions on his ass!

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[info]shocfix
2007-12-02 12:17 am UTC (link)
*pets his perfect arse*

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[info]midnightblue88
2007-12-02 12:35 am UTC (link)
What a useful tattoo! Although, he really should have included some instructions concerning the frequency of the fucking...

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[info]shocfix
2007-12-02 12:41 am UTC (link)
ah, well, it's a magical tattoo, so it obviously.... does something clever...

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-02 06:04 am UTC (link)
*contemplates the possibilities of what "clever" might involve*

Poor Ron! He's a straightforward kind of boy! Just wants in in the arse and wants it now, while Harry plays with his freckles to tease him up.

*giggles*

~IamShadow

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[info]trubbleclef
2007-12-02 02:22 am UTC (link)
“It does. It really, really does. You have ‘Shut up and fuck my arse’ tattooed on your left cheek.”

*dies*

I renew my offer to have your spawn. I'm just this side of drunk enough.

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[info]star98hope
2007-12-02 03:14 am UTC (link)
“It does. It really, really does. You have ‘Shut up and fuck my arse’ tattooed on your left cheek.”

“Well, you spend so much time trying to read user instructions in my freckles, I just thought a simple message would instruct you on just how I want to be used.”


Hehehe, I can't stop giggling at this. Ron is so very thoughtful. :p Loved it!!

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-02 04:55 am UTC (link)
HAHAHAHAHA. Freckles! :)

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[info]irislock
2007-12-02 04:59 am UTC (link)
Well, now. That tattoo is far more useful than a Pygmy Puff one. He'll just have to Disillusion it for the showers at work - or make sure Harry is behind him at all times...

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-02 06:01 am UTC (link)
ROFL!

That's a *very* good point! I'm sure the other Aurors would find it quite amusing otherwise. :)

~IamShadow

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[info]shes_gone
2007-12-02 06:17 am UTC (link)
so much love for the freckled genius

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[info]matroushka
2007-12-02 06:20 am UTC (link)
Oh, yes! Such a clever idea, and you turned it into a hot, funny ficlet. Just wonderful, as ever!

♥

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[info]freakish_ct
2007-12-02 08:33 am UTC (link)
ROFLMAO!

That's... that's very practical of Ron... *snickers*

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[info]auntee_mame
2007-12-03 01:42 am UTC (link)
HAHA! Harry talks too much! Good way to shut him up, Ron!

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[info]mcmuffins_js
2007-12-03 03:32 am UTC (link)
HA!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Dude, you slay me!

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[info]wordsweweave
2007-12-03 06:58 am UTC (link)
Oh, this is priceless! Thank you for putting a smile on my face!

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[info]wallflowergirl
2007-12-03 12:07 pm UTC (link)
hahahaha Oh I can just see that.
Gorgeous.

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[info]plotbunniofdoom
2007-12-05 02:21 am UTC (link)
Yay! Very funny.

And very Ron. :-)

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[info]satindolls
2007-12-07 01:54 am UTC (link)
OMG. umm. Yes!!!
Brilliant!!!

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(Anonymous)
2008-11-23 07:23 pm UTC (link)
Ha!

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