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shocfix ([info]shocfix) wrote,
@ 2005-05-14 01:00:00

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Patronus - H/R - PG-13
Title : Patronus
Author : [info]shocfix
For : [info]hardticket
Pairing : Harry/Ron
Prompt : Patronus
Rating : PG-13
Words : 188


Patronus
****
Harry’s jaw clenched and he looked intently at the ceiling.

He loved his job, he really did, but being a member of a team of Aurors made you vulnerable in ways he hadn’t expected.

Not in imminent death situations; he trusted anyone in his team to save his life.

It was back in the department that things turned nasty.

“Can’t you just be grateful he saved your life, Finnigan?” Ron snapped, dumping a pile of paperwork on Seamus’s desk.

“Not when he scared me half to death, no,” Seamus said.

“You’d have been happy to walk straight into that trap, without warning, would you?”

“Leave it, Ron,” Harry muttered.

“He sent his Patronus in the nick of time,” Ron complained, “and all you can do is take the piss.”

“And can you blame me?” Seamus scoffed.

“Seamus…”

“No, Ron,” Harry interrupted. “Seamus knows that Patronuses can change after big emotional upheaval.”

“And it’s not your fault,” Ron complained.

“That doesn’t alter the fact that I was sneakin’ into the back of Borgin and Burke’s,” Seamus said, “and an effing great ghostly sperm warned me it was a trap!”


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[info]solstice_muse
2007-12-09 10:48 pm UTC (link)
*ROTFL*

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[info]wordsweweave
2007-12-09 10:58 pm UTC (link)
A trap! You had me fooled. Thank you for making me smile!

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[info]matroushka
2007-12-09 11:00 pm UTC (link)
*snort*

Oh, that is hilarious :D

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-09 11:01 pm UTC (link)
LMAO! classic

~Niya

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[info]maple_mahogany
2007-12-09 11:17 pm UTC (link)
LOLOL - *pets Seamus*

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[info]wallflowergirl
2007-12-09 11:56 pm UTC (link)
*snort*
*falls off chair*

Oh dear.
I'd take the piss too.

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[info]hpuckle
2007-12-10 12:09 am UTC (link)
Sperm - lmfao!

xxx

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[info]lnalvgd
2007-12-10 12:16 am UTC (link)
*snorts loudly*

*then giggles hysterically*

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[info]shes_gone
2007-12-10 12:52 am UTC (link)
hahahahahahhahahaha

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[info]trubbleclef
2007-12-10 02:26 am UTC (link)
Oh dear! I don't expect Seamus to forget that anytime soon. No.

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[info]secretsolitaire
2007-12-10 02:29 am UTC (link)
Ahahahaha!

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[info]cork
2007-12-10 04:36 am UTC (link)
Oh god. Sometimes I wonder about you. XD *love*

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[info]angelbabecj
2007-12-10 11:24 am UTC (link)
heeeeeehehehehe

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[info]stickyftf
2007-12-10 12:50 pm UTC (link)
Haha, what a hilarious mental image!

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[info]satindolls
2007-12-10 11:13 pm UTC (link)
ROFL!!

and an effing great ghostly sperm warned me it was a trap!”
Falls down giggling madly.

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[info]hedwigs_bane
2007-12-11 03:18 am UTC (link)
LOL! It's all been said, but I'd really love to see that scene on film!

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[info]reid_lady
2007-12-11 04:12 am UTC (link)
ROTFL, that's hilarious, but I'm afraid I'm with Seamus, I'd have to take the piss too.

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[info]ciorstaidh
2007-12-11 11:05 pm UTC (link)
ROFLMAO...

I'm with Seamus, I'd be taking the piss as well.

I'd probably have fallen off my chair -- if I weren't sitting in bed, laptop on my knee!

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[info]plotbunniofdoom
2007-12-13 12:25 am UTC (link)
lol

xD

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[info]mcmuffins_js
2007-12-17 02:17 am UTC (link)
hahahahahahahahahaha! No way! But hey, in some ways, a sperm is a logical progression from a stag. Right? Right?

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