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shocfix ([info]shocfix) wrote,
@ 2001-02-07 01:00:00

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Whomping Willow - RH/WW
Gift is from: [info]xedra
Gift is for: [info]yaaronet
Pairing or character: Whomping Willow/Hagrid
Prompt: fluff
Notes: the poor old tree is just misunderstood


Bein’ responsible fer all the animals and such at ‘ogwarts isn’t as easy as it looks, no matter teachin’ Care o’ Magical Creatures on top o’ ev’rythin’.

There’s the thestrals ter train up; there’s the squid ter, well, no, the squid doesn’ so much need carin’ fer as his… partners need seein’ ter.

The spiders and such in the forest.

Then there’s the Merfolk an’ Centaurs an’ Unicorns. All the folk we have ter’ deal with.

An’ then there’s the Willow.

He was planted near to thirty years ago, now. Planted fer when Professor Dumbledore arranged fer Remus Lupin to start at the school.

Now, that’s another creature that had ter be trained up. People think it’s just a Whomping Willow. That there are many of them, and they all Whomp an’ flail like tha’.

Years o’ careful trainin’, tha’ took.

From a sapling, I knelt at it’s roots, feelin’ the tree tremble, feelin’ it tangle its twigs in me hair and sway into me as I sucked on each bud till the sap burst in me mouth.


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[info]maple_mahogany
2007-12-22 06:29 pm UTC (link)
*flails*

And not a single wood joke!

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[info]shocfix
2007-12-22 06:33 pm UTC (link)
sorry about 'sapling'...

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[info]maple_mahogany
2007-12-22 06:34 pm UTC (link)
That's alright. Concessions have to be made for Whomping Willow humor.

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[info]shocfix
2007-12-22 06:40 pm UTC (link)
Any time your Ron needs to balance a chocolate button on the end of Harry's cock and time how long it takes for his body heat to melt it, and then suck it off - I will cope!

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[info]maple_mahogany
2007-12-22 07:25 pm UTC (link)
Now that's the mark of true friend.

:)

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[info]mrsquizzical
2007-12-22 07:35 pm UTC (link)
lovely! of course he tends to the tree's ... erm... needs... just like any other creature.

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[info]cork
2007-12-22 07:55 pm UTC (link)
OMG.

YOU ARE INSANE. And I love it.

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[info]trubbleclef
2007-12-23 03:52 am UTC (link)
You win. You just win.

Oh my OMG. :D

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[info]belladonna803
2007-12-23 03:53 am UTC (link)
Y'know, I never thought I'd hear myself say this, or read myself type--oh you know, but I really think Hagrid/Willow might be canon!

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[info]midnightblue88
2007-12-23 04:53 am UTC (link)
I really think I must be going crazy, or else I've been completely desensitized by fandom, but that was maybe just a teensy, eensy little bit hot. :-/

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[info]yaaronet
2007-12-23 04:19 pm UTC (link)
*gigglesnorts* I love it! Hee, always knew that Hagrid was a bit of a dendrophiliac

Happy happy love ♥

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[info]shygryf
2007-12-24 04:13 am UTC (link)
Really odd, but good nonetheless

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[info]emmacmf
2009-05-30 09:46 am UTC (link)
You are wonderful.

That is all.

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