Beards **** Ginny came to Harry just before she left school: the Harpies had offered her a trial, and they had a strict ‘no lesbians’ rule and she had a strict Hufflepuff girlfriend – would he pretend they were still dating?
Hermione had a ten-year plan for her career at the Ministry, and a taste for blonds with large breasts that she indulged in Muggle London – would Ron be her beard for Ministry functions?
The girls were surprised at how happy they were to be used, but they’d have been more surprised to see Ron kneeling with Harry’s tongue flickering over his entrance.