Gorgeous Buttocks **** “Look, I’m as queer as the next bloke,” Ron said, “but I still don’t think it needs its own word.”
“It’s, um, a rich language,” I suggested. “There are words for all sorts of unexpected things.”
“As unexpected as?”
“Callipygian,” I said firmly.
“Which means?”
“Having gorgeous buttocks,” I explained.
“Well, that needs a word,” Ron said.
“Dactylion?”
“Which is?”
“The tip of the middle finger.”
Ron smirked.
“While I’m happy for your dactylion to enter my callipygian arse,” Ron said. “There is absolutely no need to suck anything out of it, and I deny that felching is a word.”