Curriculum Vitae - H/R - NC-17
Title: Curriculum Vitae
Author: shocolate
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Words: 600
Rating: NC-17

Written for the lovely fitzette, who has been applying for jobs and asking for drabble porn… I hope she doesn’t get the two things mixed up…


Curriculum Vitae
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On the twentieth anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts, a lavish commemorative book was produced; everyone who fought in the battle was asked for an update on their life since the war ended and there was much rejoicing.

Hermione put a lot of thought into the information she wanted to share with the public.

Luckily, she intercepted the parchment Ron was about to send to the publishers…

The Curriculum Vitae of Hermione Jean Weasley, Order of Merlin, First Class :-

Experience :

1999-2008 : Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures
Following the completion of my education at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where I returned to study for my N.E.W.T.s after the Battle of Hogwarts, I joined the Ministry of Magic.

Working in the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures, I was keen to help in the work being done to integrate the many Magical races and I developed the programmes which led to underprivileged non-humans such as house-elves, werewolves and centaurs being granted the rights finally enshrined in the Magical Creatures Emancipation Act of 2007.

2008-2017 : Department of Magical Law Enforcement
Having been closely involved in the drafting of the Magical Creatures Emancipation Act of 2007, I was asked to join the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, where I was responsible for instituting a wide ranging programme of legal reforms, culminating in the eradication of the old laws biased in favour of purebloods.

2017-date : Minister for Magic
Last year I was honoured to accept the joint appointment, with my husband, Percy Weasley.

Education :
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, 1991-1999, 10 O.W.L.s, 7 N.E.W.T.s



The Curriculum Vitae of Harry James Potter, Order of Merlin, First Class :-

Experience :

1981-1996 : Boy Who Lived, The

1996-1998 : Chosen One, The

1999-2007 : Auror in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement

2007-date : Chief Auror in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement

Education :
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, 1991-1997, 7 OWLs
Ron’s School of Blowjobs and Anal Penetration, 2000-date, receiving a distinction in cock frotting and applied rimming.


The Curriculum Vitae of Ron Weasley, Order of Merlin, First Class :-

Experience :

1991-1998 : Right Hand Man to The Boy Who Lived

1998-2001 : General Dogsbody at Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes

1998-date : Auror in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement

2008 : Appeared on Battle of Hogwarts Tenth Anniversary Chocolate Frog Card

2000-date : The Chosen One’s Sex Slave
Originally, following the revelation that Harry Potter thought about me while my sister went down on him, my duties were confined to snogging and a little light wanking; ever since Hermione caught me on my knees, with Harry’s cock in my mouth, and left me for my brother, I was hand picked by the Chosen One and fast tracked through a rigorous training programme, resulting in my qualifying in a wide variety of anal techniques.

Since 2001 I have had sole responsibility for all anal penetration of the Chosen One, whether by fingers, tongue, cock or vibrating toy. I am pleased to say that I have expanded his anal diameter from a fingertip to three full fingers, in this time.

I also take it up the arse on a regular basis, while on my back or all fours, and have been responsible for instituting a wide ranging programme of orgasms.

Since taking up my duties, I have been responsible for the Chosen One coming in my mouth, in my face, up my arse and, after a dodgy Polyjuice experiment, between my tits.

Education :
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, 1991-1997, 7 OWLs
Anal Sex – self taught