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shocfix (
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2004
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Drabble : Jealous Cat - H/R - R
Title: Jealous Cat
Author:
shocolate
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Words: 100
Rating: R
Written for
fodirteg
, for rescuing me when my icon buggered off.
Jealous Cat
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"No, but why my reports?" Ron demanded, gingerly picking up his parchment by a corner and watching it drip.
"It's nothing personal," Harry scoffed. "It's a cat."
"It never liked me," Ron said darkly. "You should have seen the looks it gave me as I was leaving."
"Leaving its mistress, having broken her heart?"
"A bit."
Ron mopped his desk sullenly.
"Tell it we're babysitting it while its mistress is on honeymoon," Harry said. "It'll forgive you; it'll forget what happened."
Crookshanks sat down, lifted a leg and licked its arse.
"See," Ron said. "It remembers how she caught us!"
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nakeefeet
2009-02-06 05:10 pm UTC
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ROFLMAO!
Brilliant!
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solstice_muse
2009-02-06 05:12 pm UTC
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Last line Queen!
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fodirteg
2009-02-06 05:58 pm UTC
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HAHAHAHAHAHA~!
:D
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cephalopinguin
2009-02-06 06:33 pm UTC
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How can you get me to laugh so hard with only 100 words?!
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shygryf
2009-02-06 06:43 pm UTC
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lol!
amazing as always
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hpuckle
2009-02-06 10:46 pm UTC
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Hahaha, excellent!
xxx
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santa_elidan
2009-02-07 02:40 am UTC
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*reads ff saturday morning in bed*
*falls off the bed laughing like mad*
*two cats scowl over this disruption of our cuddling*
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