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February 23rd, 2003

A Logical Fallacy - R/Hr - G [Feb. 23rd, 2003|01:00 am]
Author: [info]shocolate
Title: A Logical Fallacy
Rating: G
Word Count: 335
A/N(optional):



"So, Rosie Posie, you're gonna be a big sister," Ron said, fastening her dungarees and kneeling to lace up her shoes. "You're gonna have to go to Aunt Ginny's while Mummy works hard to, um…"

"Push the baby out, Daddy," Rose supplied helpfully.

"Yes," he said. "Good. So. I'll take you through the Floo and leave you with Aunt Ginny, and you can play with the cousins, while I look after Mummy."

"Is Uncle Harry gonna be here, to look after you?" she asked, hopping down from her bed.

"Yes," Ron said. "Yes, he is."

"Good."

"Yes."

"I can't play with Lily," she said. "She's too little."

"No, I know," he said. "Lily is brand new, like our new baby is gonna be. But you can play with the boys."

"Boys," Rose said scornfully, sounding so much like her mother had done for nearly twenty years that Ron had to bite his lip.

"What's wrong with boys?" he asked.

"They're loud and dirty and mean and…"

"I had loads of brothers," he interrupted.

"And?" she asked.

"Yeah, they can be loud and dirty and mean," he admitted. "But they can also be… well… they can be… helpful and, um…"

"I'm gonna have a sister," Rose said firmly. "Like Lily."

"Might be a boy," Ron said for the three hundredth time since the Mediwitch had told them it was a boy.

"Might be a girl," she countered.

"Well, the thing is," Ron said seriously. "I've got my little girl, but Mummy would quite like a little boy."

Rose frowned at him.

"Like you?" she said.

"Absolutely," Ron said encouragingly. "Mummy would love to make a Little Ron."

"No, she wouldn’t," Rose said firmly. "She said so."

"She did?" Ron asked plaintively. "When?"

"When I took Jamie's toy hipplegriff and Mummy told me to give it back and I told Mummy that he had broken my teapot," she explained.

"And?" he prompted.

"And she said that that was Ron, and that two Rons don't make it right."
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Lakes Are Good - R/Hr - PG [Feb. 23rd, 2003|02:00 am]
Title: Lakes Are Good
Rating: PG
Word Count: 415
A/N(optional):



“It’s a lake,” Hermione said sceptically.

“I know that, Hermione,” Ron said patiently.

She gave him a Look, but it was only Grade Three, so he didn’t worry.

“Lakes are good,” she said comfortingly. “Peaceful. And I’m enjoying sitting here, on the grass, with my book. And you. But I’m not going to jump in.”

“Why not?” he asked. “It’ll be fun.”

“To jump into the lake,” she clarified.

“Yes.”

“The cold, Scottish lake.”

“Yes.”

“With my clothes on.”

He waggled his eyebrows and let his eyes fall to her breasts, which were doing that thing he loved, like Puffskeins wriggling under a blanket, though he wasn’t stupid and he wasn’t gonna tell her that, as she folded her arms and huffed.

“Why would I want to jump into a lake, fully dressed?” she asked.

“Clothing optional,” he offered.

“Ron?”

“Well,” he said, moving closer and winding a lock of her hair around his finger. “I think you look fantastic wet, with your clothes all… clingy.”

“When have you seen me that wet?” she asked weakly, looking up into wide blue eyes.

“When we jumped off the dragon,” he admitted.

“You can’t be… you’re serious?”

He nodded.

“We… we’d just jumped off a dragon,” she said.

“I know that, Hermione.”

“We were covered in burns and I could barely struggle out of those heavy, wet robes and…” He looked over her shoulder, picturing it. “Focus, Ron!”

“You looked fantastic,” he said, looking back into her eyes. “I’m sorry if I’m a huge pervert, but there were such interesting things moving under those wet robes, and if Harry hadn’t been there, and we’d been, you know… together… I’d have ravished you right there, in the reeds.”

“You would?” she breathed.

He nodded solemnly, letting his fingers ghost across her lips. “And I thought you liked my hair wet,” he said.

“Well, yes,” she said. “It… darkens and… clings… your neck…”

“I’m wearing a white t-shirt, specially,” he pointed out.

“You… planned to jump into the lake, today?” she asked.

“Of course,” he said, as if it was blindingly obvious. “You. Me. Lake.”

“So,” she said slowly. “You want to run and jump into the lake, and then struggle out of the water and ravish me, here on the bank?”

“If you can get my jeans off,” he said, sighing heavily. “They’re rather tight, so when they’re wet…”

“Come on then,” she interrupted, leaping to her feet and holding out her hand. “What are you waiting for?”
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A Puff's Eye View - R/Hr - G [Feb. 23rd, 2003|03:00 am]
Title: A Puff’s Eye View
Rating: G
Word Count: 332
A/N(optional): I’m really sorry about this, but it wouldn’t not be written.

My mistress, Little Red, takes good care of me; I ride proudly on her shoulder and we go everywhere together.

Tonight she is sitting in the Nest of Bushy Brown and watching her weep.

Poor Bushy Brown, her mate is nesting with another female, and her nose is running and I shiver at the thought of tonguing it.

I would consider it a kindness, to groom her, but she wipes it on her pelt and I moan softly.

She gestures angrily at the nest of Shiny Blonde and my mistress pets her, soothingly.

My mistress has soft, soft hands, and Bushy Brown is quieted.

I know why she is angry.

Her mate, Big Red, is below, in the Group Nest, and Shiny Blonde has mounted him and is petting his pelt and grooming his mouth.

I, too, would be angry, but I am unsure if humans mate for life.

My mistress has a mate, but she pushes him away if he tries to pet her pelt too closely, and I have seen Spiky Black practice his mating dance for her.

Maybe he will fight her mate.

Maybe Bushy Brown will fight Shiny Blonde.

I don’t understand humans.

It was clear to me that Big Red’s mating dance was only for Bushy Brown, so I don’t know how Shiny Blonde can mount him, like that.

And in the Group Nest, too.

She has no shame.

Bushy Brown blows her nose into a Ceremonial Cloth and my mistress moves closer, to pet her.

This is not mate petting.

I am almost certain.

As they embrace, the Ceremonial Cloth falls from Bushy Brown’s hand and I leap down from my mistress’s shoulder, and I tongue the snot within.

I’m sure my mistress will sort things out, and soon Bushy Brown will be happy again, and Big Red will mount her and groom her all over.

I’ve seen him eating, and I’ve seen him grooming Shiny Blonde, and his tongue is very impressive.

For a human.
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Untrustworthy - R/Hr - PG [Feb. 23rd, 2003|04:00 am]
Title: Untrustworthy
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
A/N(optional):

I know it's shallow of me, to judge people by their hair, but it's too late, now; the two most important people in my life have uncontrollable hair, and I don't trust anyone with smooth manageable locks.

It's so… calculated… premeditated.

Hermione can tame her hair, if she wants, but she has better things to do with her time; I'm certainly not willing to give up any time that can be devoted to sex, laughing or fighting.

When there are so many more exciting, dangerous and sexy things to do, spending time taking care of your hair looks downright suspicious.
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Ron Watching Dinosaurs - R/Hr - G [Feb. 23rd, 2003|05:00 am]
Title: Ron Watching Dinosaurs
Rating: G
Word Count: 499
A/N(optional):



The air hostess looks like Lavender.

I should be past that, by now, but I just spent a year in jeans and jumpers and danger and two inches of dirt and a tent, and her smooth and shiny hair is elegantly pinned back and her blouse is intriguingly unbuttoned and her left breast claims to be called 'Kimberley' and her legs are almost glowing in nearly nude stockings.

Does Ron know that they are stockings?

Is he thinking of thighs and suspenders?

No, that's just me.

He's a good person, and he's thinking of his dead brother and worrying about me; I'm the one being shallow and vain and comparing my thighs to the air hostess.

He's the one who blushed scarlet at the word Virgin blazoned everywhere.

We are two hours from Hong Kong, where we change planes, so our far from virgin Kimberley has been taking really exceptionally good care of Ron for ten hours. He has hung on her every word between barely removing his headphones and pushing buttons and flicking through the channels and I wanted to talk to him.

We haven't really talked talked, and I don't want to assume anything, and lord knows we've had more than our share of misunderstandings, in the past, but he's coming half way around the world for me.

But we should talk.

I thought I'd have him to myself, thirty thousand feet in the air, no distractions, and we could have the serious, adult conversation that we needed, before moving on.

I didn't allow for his dad getting so excited and giving him a four feet long parchment of questions to ask, I didn't allow for him being hypnotised by Jurassic Park II or Men in Black or Kimberley.

I know he's not actually avoiding me, he's just fascinated by everything, and that's endearing, it really is, but I am flying into the unknown, both with him and for my parents, and I really need to know that Ron and I are finally on the same page.

I sigh and pick up my book, only to jump as Ron rips his headphones off and turns a fierce, focused look on me.

"I'm sorry," he says. "I'm being such a coward, and hiding under these," he brandishes his headphones, "and avoiding you."

"Avoiding me?" I echo.

"I really think we should talk about things," he says. "And I thought I'd have you all to myself, hundreds of miles in the air, but it's terrifying."

"Flying?"

"No," he says. "Flying's awesome, but I know all you can think about is your parents, and I know that's the only reason we're here... but I'm a selfish bastard and I want to talk to you about... us... and I thought I'd have ten thousand miles to talk to you, but every time I try, that... that scary hostess woman pops up and interrupts and I lose my nerve."

"I'd love to talk about us," I say faintly. "For thousands of miles."
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Sealed With a Kiss - R/Hr -PG [Feb. 23rd, 2003|06:00 am]
Title: Sealed With a Kiss
Rating: PG
Word Count: 500
A/N(optional): you can't take points off for spelling mistakes!

Dear Hermione,

I've never written a love letter before, and I know you could... will?

...wait... Merlin, Hermione, are you going to write me love letters? Fuck Gosh. Excellent.

...I know you could and will do it so much better than I can, and I'd never Keep against Catriona McCormack, or sing to Celestina Warbeck, or try and... save Harry Potter, so how can I write to you?

Strangely enough, I actually want to.

Not just write to you, of course I want to write to you, you daft mare beautiful creature.

The thing is that now you're my girlfriend, and I asked you properly and everything despite Harry's advice that it probably wasn't neccesary, and that I'd cock it up, and you said yes and I even kissed you goodbye at King's Cross, despite the waves of catcalls that broke over us.

And so I need to do this in a... boyfriend way and you've probably gone all girly on me and broken the seal with trembling girly fingers and opened the envelope and smoothed out the parchment and... sighed and held it to your pounding bosoms and... sniffed it, or something, so I had better get the hang of things, sharpish.

And you know how bad I am with girly stuff.

Sorry about the nipple thing.

The thing is, I'm not sure how to make this a love letter. I've written letters to you before after all, and I'm already a page in and I'm blathering about rubbish as much as ever, and haven't said anything romantic.

Maybe I should ask Harry's advice?

I'm imagining you laughing at that one.

I love imagining you laughing; you should laugh more.

And now I'm imagining you noticing I used a semi colon and being all proud of me.

And now I'm hoping I used it correctly.

Ah, Hermione, I'm rubbish at this. I don't know why you bother with me.

There are sample love letters in... a certain book I don't use anymore, and they are full of poetry and flowers and you know I couldn't write things like that with a straight face.

So, seeing as you do bother with me, I may as well do this as me.

Merlin, I miss you. I hate you being back at school and I don't care how childish that sounds. My bed arms are empty and they shouldn't be and I can't wait until your first Hogsmeade weekend, because I am going to do amazing things to you that I still can't believe you let me do.

I need to kiss you. What if I've forgotten how to kiss you, and I'm supposed to be learning a thousand year's of Wizarding Law and all I can think about is your lips.

I miss you and I love you and I reckon that makes this a love letter.

So, you have to write me one back, telling me all the things you want me to do to you.

I love you.

Ron
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Journey for the Inspiration [Feb. 23rd, 2003|07:00 am]
Title: Journey for the Inspiration
Rating: G
Word Count: 500
A/N(optional):

"Maybe I should take my driving test again?" you offer, trying to refold the unwieldy road map of Northern England.

"You know I don't mind driving," Hermione says, tutting as she is forced to slow down sooner than she'd like, to be able to look over my map and check her outside lane, as she changes lanes and approaches the junction for the A684.

"I thought we share everything?" you ask, ripping Lancashire off and throwing it out the window.

"Ron!" she chides, slapping your knee before changing down. "That is a ridiculously dangerous thing to do on the road!"

"Accio map," you mutter, pointing your wand over your shoulder and catching the fluttering pages as they plaster themselves to the passenger door. "It's not as if we'll ever need this half."

You throw it into the back seat, where Rose smoothes it out and folds it up.

"There are many charming places to visit in Lancashire," Hermione says firmly. "And you and Harry have only been banned from Blackpool."

"Next left," you mutter, as Hermione approaches the junction.

"I know," she says, mirror signal manoeuvring and turning left.

"First cow of the day!" Hugo crows from the back seat.

Ten minutes later.

"Second cow of the day."

"That field is full of cows," Rose protests.

"I'm only looking at two of them," Hugo explains.

"I could drive next time," you offer, as Hermione hangs back behind a tractor, looking for somewhere to pass. "Or I could drive now, now we're on the A roads; I need the practise."

"You're not driving next time," Hermione says firmly. "You're not driving any time. You were banned from driving."

"That was years ago," you complain. "Straight ahead through Leyburn."

"Next time we're going up the blasted M6," Hermione grumbles.

"I don't do the M6," you protest.

"It's only twenty-five miles from the M6 to Hawes," Hermione says firmly, "and I don't care if we do go through Lancashire."

"I don't do Lancashire," you whine.

"Why was Daddy banned from driving?" Hugo asks.

"Why was Daddy banned from Blackpool?" Rose asks.

"Matter of National Security," you explain.

"He and Uncle Harry blew up the Blackpool Illuminations," Hermione says dryly, slowing down carefully as we go through Bainbridge.

"No we didn't," you mutter.

"Harry was letting you drive," Hermione insists. "And you drove into the generator and blew up the 2001 Illuminations and you electrocuted a pop singer."

"He was fine," you complain. "Hardly a burn on him; he made a ridiculous fuss about nothing."

"He had to record his next video stuck on a stretcher," Hermione scoffs, pulling up outside our holiday cottage. "He barely survived their tour and then left the group. You broke a pop group."

"Big baby," you insist. "The Weird Sisters didn't break up when the drummer had dragon burns!"

"Well, be that as it may," she says darkly, "The Muggle authorities banned you for five years, and I have banned you for the rest of your natural life."
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Practically Perfect - R/Hr - PG-13 [Feb. 23rd, 2003|08:00 am]
Title: Practically Perfect
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 300
A/N(optional): thank you, [info]emmacmf, for laughing and enjoying my choice of Muggle object.

All Hermione's fault.

Did I ask her to mention my pants?

Yes, if she hadn't packed them I would have been pantsless for the last few months.

If she hadn't packed everything, we'd have been doomed; stranded in Tottenham Court Road without so much as an invisibility cloak.

But she mentioned my underwear, and I'm not saying I never thought of her underwear before that, but I suddenly became aware that her underwear was in that little, beaded bag, along with mine.

Not that I was imagining our underwear rubbing together, in there, or anything like that, because that would have been wrong, and there was also a small lending library - and possibly a rowing boat - in there.

But I did become more aware of her underwear, and I did peek, when she was changing, and that's when I saw it.

I know what it is, I'm not stupid, or old fashioned, or anything, and I know what Muggles wear.

It was a bra.

In the flesh.

On the flesh.

Merlin.

From something that me and Neville had begged Seamus to describe, to something hooked together between Hermione's shoulder blades as she turned her back on me and Harry and swiftly changed her shirt.

And you can't blame me if hooked together made me contemplate unhooking.

Made me imagine reaching around her, her face tipped up to mine as my hands smoothed across her back and unhooked, freeing her breasts to spill out, against my chest.

But imagination was no match for practising, was it, and I couldn't practise on Hermione, and I can only imagine Harry's reaction, if I borrowed one and asked him to wear it for me.

I didn't have to imagine Hermione's reaction when she caught me trying to seduce a chair.

All Hermione's fault.
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Stealing First - PG-13 - R/Hr [Feb. 23rd, 2003|09:00 am]
Title: Stealing First
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 500
A/N(optional): my squick : Ron having slept with Lavender



It's really hard to think with Ron's mouth on my neck and Ron's hand on my breast and Ron's body pressing me into his bed.

"Love you," he murmurs into my skin and I run my hands across his shoulders and up into his glorious hair.

"I love you," I gasp, parting my legs as he settles between them.

We're still fully dressed, bar a few popped buttons and Ron's shirt, and we've gone this far, before, but my breath still catches in my throat.

I'm returning to school next week, and it's probably bad timing, and we haven't discussed it, but...

"Do you think we should do it?" I find myself asking.

Ron raises his face from my neck and blinks down at me, his cheeks flushed, his eyes impossibly blue.

"Very smooth," he croaks. "D'you really..."

"We're together," I say slowly.

"Very together," he agrees swiftly.

"We love each other," I say.

"Very much," he says, smiling and leaning down for a kiss.

"I think it would be... appropriate to share our first time together," I whisper.

Ron's eyes go blank.

"F-first?" he gasps.

"I know we missed other firsts," I say, smoothing his hair back off his suddenly white face, "but this..."

"First?" he breathes.

"Ron?" I ask. "You haven't..."

He sits up and gapes down at me and my heart turn to ice.

"You didn't," I say flatly, pulling my shirt down and wriggling away from him.

"Y-you did," he stammers.

"I beg your pardon?" I squeak, getting off the bed.

"You did," he insists.

"Are you telling me you know more about my sex life that I do?" I demand.

Ron jumps off the far side of the bed, his hands in fists at his sides.

"You did," he says through his teeth. "She said you did."

"Who?" I ask. "If this is part of the... you snogged Lavender because Ginny said I'd snogged Viktor..."

"Not Ginny said," he says, shaking his head. "Lav... after Christmas, when we got back to school... she said you'd been talking, in the dorm... that there'd been a boy, at home..."

My heart shatters.

"Lavender," I whisper. "Lavender... who was unstable, and jealous of me... told you I'd slept with a nameless boy, over Christmas."

"Not nameless," he protests weakly. "She said you told them all about this... Robbie Fenwick."

I laugh mirthlessly.

"He's a patient of my father's," I say. "I told them a highly amusing dentistry story; full marks to Lavender for using the name of a boy I actually know."

"No," Ron breathes.

"So you..." I can't finish my sentence.

"I didn't mean to," he says. "Shit, Hermione, I didn't mean to... not without you..."

"You accidentally shagged your girlfriend?" I demand shrilly, knowing that it wasn't my business, and that I hadn't been his girlfriend, at the time.

But I don't care.

Ron sits on his bed, looking shattered, but I really cannot comfort him, not when he let her steal another first from me.
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So Foul and Fair a Day - R/Hr - PG-13 [Feb. 23rd, 2003|10:00 am]
Title: So Foul and Fair a Day
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 407
A/N(optional):



The amount of blood was appalling and Hermione's hands slid through it as she tore his sleeve open and pressed them against his mangled arm.

"Harry," she moaned, "quickly, the Dittany."

"What am I looking for?" he asked, one hand rummaging inside her bag.

She pressed harder and Ron's head tipped back and he cried out in pain, before going limp.

"Little brown bottle," she snapped, tying the ripped strips of cloth around his upper arm and twisting hard. "Harry, please."

The bleeding lessened, but was that because her makeshift tourniquet was working, or because... because Ron's strong heart had been beating so fast, as they ran.

As they fled, dragging the Death Eater with them, as Hermione led the Death Eater right to the doorstep of Grimmauld Place and away again, twisting through space and landing in this silent place, ripping Ron's arm open.

This was all her fault and his face was so, so pale.

Harry flung himself to the ground, beside her, opening the bottle with shaking hands and handing it to her. She tried to take it, but it slipped through her bloody fingers and she wasted precious seconds wiping her hands as best she could.

Trying once more, she held it over Ron's arm and tipped it carefully, three drops splashing on the wound; green smoke clouded her view and she batted it away. Surely it seemed better; the bleeding had stopped, hadn't it?

The wound looked dryer, days old.

Scrambling to Ron's head, she lifted it onto her lap and placed her fingers on his throat, feeling for a pulse.

"He's okay, isn't he?" Harry asked, from somewhere far away as her fingers slid against cool, pale skin. "Hermione, he's going to be okay."

"I... I can't find a pulse," Hermione muttered, raising her frantic eyes to meet Harry's. "Harry, I can't..."

"No," Harry said, grabbing Ron's undamaged arm, his fingertips digging into the blue tinged skin at his wrist. "No, no, no, that's not possible. Hermione, do something."

"I... there's nothing else I can..."

She bent low, wrapping both arms around Ron's head and shoulders and holding him against her.

"Hermione!" Harry cried. "Do something."

She pressed her lips to Ron's cheek, her hands crossing on his chest, once more soaked in his blood.

There was no way she could go on, not from this, not without him.

This was all her fault.

And his blood was on her hands.
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