| Blood Brothers - H/R - PG-13 |
[Jan. 25th, 2005|01:00 am] |
Title: Blood Brothers
Author: ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) shocfix
Pairing: Snape/Lupin, Harry/Ron
Rating: PG-13
Words : 2900
For crikkita and copper_beach - who wondered if I could write a Snape/Lupin that was all about the Harry/Ron. Admittedly, the Snape/Lupin happens off screen, because I am teh coward. Oh, sod it – it’s just a Harry/Ron – live with it!
[Note: this isn’t important to the plot, but when I say ‘muffins’, I mean proper muffins, and not American Muffins. I’m not happy about Delia calling them ‘English Muffins’ – when would an American use the phrase ‘American Football? - but will let that pass, because (a) she is not happy about her football team, and (b) Dan recommended one of her recipes in his newsletter. Snape would only eat actual muffins, the sort that the Muffin Man would sell down Drury Lane – which, while we are talking about it, would not have chocolate chips or blueberries in, OK, Shrek fanfiction writers? And now I am worried that you think Mrs Weasley was offering Harry American Muffins for breakfast before his hearing in OotP. And it is worth pointing out that it is not English Muffins that Harry and Ron toast over Xmas hols in first year, it is crumpets in the UK edition. Um, thus endeth the muffin rant, before it ends up longer than the fic.]
Beta'ed by magicofisis, who enjoyed the muffin rant, did a bit of muffin research herself even, which is good to see, but then said something terrible. She found Bob the Builder Muffins and said "I was appalled to see that we’ve exported Bob the Builder – have we no shame?" OK, I just have to Brit-pick this for you all - Bob the Builder is 1000% British - as British as a muffin - we exported him to you and you changed the voice, which is ridiculous, because the sexiest thing about him is Neil Morrisey's voice!!!
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