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shocfix ([info]shocfix) wrote,
@ 2005-06-08 01:00:00

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Proposition - H/R - NC-17
Title: Proposition
Author :[info]shocolate
Pairing(s): Harry/Ron
Words : 561
Rating: NC-17

Written for [info]kerryblaze as Repeal Proposition 8 comment porn.


Proposition
****
Ron let Harry’s balls fall from his mouth with a damp thud.

“What d’you mean, they can’t?” he asked, one thumb thrusting idly between equally damp cheeks.

“Grr….fffrrrnnnn?” Harry whimpered, pulling his knees harder against his chest and clenching his buttocks alluringly.

“What you said before,” Ron explained, returning to his nuzzling.

“B…fr…?”

“Before.”

“Bfr… stuck… tongue… arse…” Harry blinked down his body at curious blue eyes, until Ron’s thumb slid inside him and his eyes rolled back in his head.

Ron sniggered and thrust deeper, before leaning forward to capture Harry’s bobbing cock in his mouth.

Shortly afterwards, Ron was resting his forehead against Harry’s stomach, still sucking lightly on Harry’s softening cock.

“What d’you mean, before?” Harry gasped, his heart still racing.

“Before?” Ron asked, letting it slip from his mouth.

“Before,” Harry confirmed.

“Before?”

“Before I came.”

“Before you came I was asking about before before,” Ron said.

“Before before I came?” Harry asked.

“Before before you came is before you distracted me,” Ron said, crawling up Harry’s body and claiming a soft kiss.

“How did I distract you?” Harry asked.

“By wrapping your arse ‘round my tongue,” Ron explained.

Harry snorted and pulled him closer.

“Ron,” he said. “Before, you were asking about something before before.”

“Muggles,” Ron said. “What d’you mean they can’t get married?”

“Muggles get married,” Harry said.

“Blokes,” Ron said. “You said two blokes can’t get married – said the Americans were faffing around about it.”

“I didn’t say ‘faffing’,” Harry protested. “I said it was illegal in most countries, and the American pro gay marriage lot were trying to overturn something called Proposition 8, that was passed by the last anti gay marriage lot.”

“I was just surprised they couldn’t,” Ron said, snuggling under Harry’s arm and rubbing small circles on his chest.

“Are you saying gay wizards can get married?” Harry asked, peering down at him.

“’course,” Ron said.

“Really?”

“Harry, my sister-in-law is part Veela,” Ron said. “Hagrid is half giant. Marrying a full human is nothing.”

“Oh,” Harry said. “Good. That’s good. Unexpectedly enlightened. I’m pleased.”

“You don’t sound pleased,” Ron said, propping himself up on an elbow to look at him.

“I just thought.” Harry shrugged and wrinkled his nose. “Well, I just assumed we could never get married.”

“Do you want to get married?” Ron asked.

“Well… no, not really,” Harry said. “Sounds like a load of fuss over nothing; Hermione’s was a nightmare.”

“Then why are you pouting?”

“Well, I never mentioned it because I didn’t think it was possible,” Harry said.

“And because you don’t want to,” Ron pointed out.

“Well, yes,” Harry admitted. “But you knew it was possible, and never mentioned it.”

“Oh, for fuck’s sakes, Harry,” Ron complained. “That’s hardly fair.”

“You don’t want to,” Harry pouted.

“Neither do you,” Ron protested.

“Well, why don’t you want to?” Harry asked.

“Because it’s a load of fuss over nothing,” Ron said. “And living in sin is sexier, and annoys my mother.”

“Oh,” Harry said. “Well, that’s fair enough.”

“I mean,” Ron said. “Good luck to the Propositioning Muggles, but just because you can get married, doesn’t mean you have to.”

“Right,” Harry said. “Good.”

Ron sighed and snuggled back against him, rubbing his cock against his thigh.

“Need any help with that?” Harry offered, as it hardened.

“Are you propositioning me?” Ron asked. “Excellent.”


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[info]plotbunniofdoom
2009-04-09 07:43 am UTC (link)
Lovely, lovely lovely. :D

*has no time for a longer comment, shouldn't even be reading this*

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[info]shocfix
2009-04-09 05:11 pm UTC (link)
*shoos you off*

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[info]abigail89
2009-04-09 07:45 am UTC (link)
Harharharheee! That's just so them!.

That's put a bit of sparkle in my drudge of a morning.

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[info]shocfix
2009-04-09 05:12 pm UTC (link)
Good - I was going for dedrudgery...

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[info]star54kar
2009-04-09 07:49 am UTC (link)
“Are you propositioning me?” Ron asked. “Excellent.”

LOL!

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[info]shocfix
2009-04-09 05:12 pm UTC (link)
*curtseys*

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[info]mrsquizzical
2009-04-09 08:03 am UTC (link)
\o/

i love that harry was a little put out about things. but ron's reasons were excellent!

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[info]shocfix
2009-04-09 05:12 pm UTC (link)
he tried not to be put out, but...

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[info]emmacmf
2009-04-09 08:42 am UTC (link)
How do you come up with these utterly perfect last lines? That's the mark of a Shocolate fic - wonderful characterisation and dialogue, wrapped up with a spot on ending. FABAROONIE!

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[info]shocfix
2009-04-09 05:13 pm UTC (link)
I usually get a last line first, and head for it - hence not being able to do plot!

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[info]triomakesmehot
2009-04-09 09:26 am UTC (link)
I love it! And new H/R anything was just what I needed this week. My Dad passed away on Saturday and was only the second time I've smiled in days. (Solstice gave me my first one because her email update alert was higher in my list). Thank you!

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[info]shocfix
2009-04-09 05:13 pm UTC (link)
oh, I;m so sorry - butglad I could help.

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[info]unomesowell
2009-04-09 10:12 am UTC (link)
“And living in sin is sexier, and annoys my mother.”
It doesn't get better than this!

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[info]shocfix
2009-04-09 05:13 pm UTC (link)
canon

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[info]brumeux77
2009-04-09 01:06 pm UTC (link)
clenching his buttocks alluringly

*cannot breathe*

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[info]shocfix
2009-04-09 05:14 pm UTC (link)
I'm glad someone picked that line - I giggled myself breathless, also!

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[info]charliemc
2009-04-09 02:48 pm UTC (link)
Nice!

And very hot stuff, too...

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[info]shocfix
2009-04-09 05:14 pm UTC (link)
*curtseys*

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[info]lyras
2009-04-09 03:06 pm UTC (link)
“Harry, my sister-in-law is part Veela,” Ron said. “Hargrid is half giant. Marrying a full human is nothing.”

Psst: there's a typo in Hagrid here, but I actually picked this line to quote because it's brilliant! I love the casual way you outline the Prop 8 situation and also teach us about the wizarding world, in such a short piece, and also fit in lots of smut. :D

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[info]shocfix
2009-04-09 05:14 pm UTC (link)
*arse*

yay!

POLITICS AND PENISES.

that wasn't supposed to be capslock, but looks goiod, so I left it.

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[info]hpuckle
2009-04-09 07:28 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I quite like this pouting Harry!

xxx

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[info]nakeefeet
2009-04-09 07:50 pm UTC (link)
*giggles*

Teh funny and teh hot, and the last line of perfection.

Love it!

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[info]secretsolitaire
2009-04-09 08:07 pm UTC (link)
Hee, this made me smile.

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[info]wallflowergirl
2009-04-09 10:25 pm UTC (link)
Oh wonderful.
"Marrying a full human is nothing"
Yay. sums it up nicely.

Love the explaining of slang.

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[info]wallflowergirl
2009-04-09 10:35 pm UTC (link)
okay, ignore the last line.
That will teach me not to be flicking through many windows.
Pretend that was written on Fairies

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[info]cephalopinguin
2009-04-09 10:25 pm UTC (link)
"How did I distract you?” Harry asked.

“By wrapping your arse ‘round my tongue,” Ron explained.


Ron says the sexiest things without even trying!! ♥

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[info]pure_mornings
2009-07-24 12:34 am UTC (link)
So I was rereading and enjoying this, and when I got to the bottom there was an ad for the new harry potter movie. it just made me snerk a little... I love all of your HarryRon fics, way less OOC than most of them...

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