A Puff's Eye View - R/Hr - G
Title: A Puff’s Eye View
Rating: G
Word Count: 332
A/N(optional): I’m really sorry about this, but it wouldn’t not be written.

My mistress, Little Red, takes good care of me; I ride proudly on her shoulder and we go everywhere together.

Tonight she is sitting in the Nest of Bushy Brown and watching her weep.

Poor Bushy Brown, her mate is nesting with another female, and her nose is running and I shiver at the thought of tonguing it.

I would consider it a kindness, to groom her, but she wipes it on her pelt and I moan softly.

She gestures angrily at the nest of Shiny Blonde and my mistress pets her, soothingly.

My mistress has soft, soft hands, and Bushy Brown is quieted.

I know why she is angry.

Her mate, Big Red, is below, in the Group Nest, and Shiny Blonde has mounted him and is petting his pelt and grooming his mouth.

I, too, would be angry, but I am unsure if humans mate for life.

My mistress has a mate, but she pushes him away if he tries to pet her pelt too closely, and I have seen Spiky Black practice his mating dance for her.

Maybe he will fight her mate.

Maybe Bushy Brown will fight Shiny Blonde.

I don’t understand humans.

It was clear to me that Big Red’s mating dance was only for Bushy Brown, so I don’t know how Shiny Blonde can mount him, like that.

And in the Group Nest, too.

She has no shame.

Bushy Brown blows her nose into a Ceremonial Cloth and my mistress moves closer, to pet her.

This is not mate petting.

I am almost certain.

As they embrace, the Ceremonial Cloth falls from Bushy Brown’s hand and I leap down from my mistress’s shoulder, and I tongue the snot within.

I’m sure my mistress will sort things out, and soon Bushy Brown will be happy again, and Big Red will mount her and groom her all over.

I’ve seen him eating, and I’ve seen him grooming Shiny Blonde, and his tongue is very impressive.

For a human.