Sealed With a Kiss - R/Hr -PG
Title: Sealed With a Kiss
Rating: PG
Word Count: 500
A/N(optional): you can't take points off for spelling mistakes!

Dear Hermione,

I've never written a love letter before, and I know you could... will?

...wait... Merlin, Hermione, are you going to write me love letters? Fuck Gosh. Excellent.

...I know you could and will do it so much better than I can, and I'd never Keep against Catriona McCormack, or sing to Celestina Warbeck, or try and... save Harry Potter, so how can I write to you?

Strangely enough, I actually want to.

Not just write to you, of course I want to write to you, you daft mare beautiful creature.

The thing is that now you're my girlfriend, and I asked you properly and everything despite Harry's advice that it probably wasn't neccesary, and that I'd cock it up, and you said yes and I even kissed you goodbye at King's Cross, despite the waves of catcalls that broke over us.

And so I need to do this in a... boyfriend way and you've probably gone all girly on me and broken the seal with trembling girly fingers and opened the envelope and smoothed out the parchment and... sighed and held it to your pounding bosoms and... sniffed it, or something, so I had better get the hang of things, sharpish.

And you know how bad I am with girly stuff.

Sorry about the nipple thing.

The thing is, I'm not sure how to make this a love letter. I've written letters to you before after all, and I'm already a page in and I'm blathering about rubbish as much as ever, and haven't said anything romantic.

Maybe I should ask Harry's advice?

I'm imagining you laughing at that one.

I love imagining you laughing; you should laugh more.

And now I'm imagining you noticing I used a semi colon and being all proud of me.

And now I'm hoping I used it correctly.

Ah, Hermione, I'm rubbish at this. I don't know why you bother with me.

There are sample love letters in... a certain book I don't use anymore, and they are full of poetry and flowers and you know I couldn't write things like that with a straight face.

So, seeing as you do bother with me, I may as well do this as me.

Merlin, I miss you. I hate you being back at school and I don't care how childish that sounds. My bed arms are empty and they shouldn't be and I can't wait until your first Hogsmeade weekend, because I am going to do amazing things to you that I still can't believe you let me do.

I need to kiss you. What if I've forgotten how to kiss you, and I'm supposed to be learning a thousand year's of Wizarding Law and all I can think about is your lips.

I miss you and I love you and I reckon that makes this a love letter.

So, you have to write me one back, telling me all the things you want me to do to you.

I love you.

Ron